…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
I hope everything and anything is like that in the future
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson - Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2014 Photo Booth
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
Kristen Bell attends the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter.
Oh Captain, my Captain!
oH MY GOD
HOW DO YOU PHOTOSHOP
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us. so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off. it was awesome. they were awesome. dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.
this makes me so happy
did you ask cole about his social experiment
It’s a good thing Frozen won because then everyone on Tumblr wouldn’t be able to Let It Go if they lost.
Idina Menzel sang “LET IT GO” at this 2014 Academy Awards,
FROZEN won BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM at this year’s #Oscars.
Congrats, Disney Animation!
Jennifer Lawrence fell… Again.
Benedict Cumberbatch achieves pro status photo bombing.
Brad and Angie are cute.
Ellen thought it was really fun to embarrass Jennifer Lawrence.
The In Memoriam 2014 tribute makes everyone cry. Bette Midler makes it worse.
Ellen threw a pizza party at The Oscars.
Brad Pitt handed out pizza at The Oscars.
Jared Leto snagged a piece of pizza for his mom.
Jennifer Lawrence found the pizza. Ellen collected money for the pizza in Pharrell’s hat. Ellen orchestrated the world’s best ever selfie.
Ellen crashed twitter with her epic selfie.
Elen was Glenda the Good Witch.
Lupita Nyong’o gives the cutest speech of the night.
John Travolta can’t pronounce Idina Menzel.
Leo still doesn’t have an Oscar.
Dodgeball, Little Red RIding Hood and Kinder surprises have all been banned in parts of America because of potential harm to children, yet children can get gun licenses?
wow america is fucked up yo